I was suffering from thirst, but my language skills were relatively primitive, so I relied on phrases I’d memorized at the children’s home.

i wonder how many of tyra bank’s sexual partners has made the joke “you wanna be on top?” while having sex with her 

Goddamn it, Mayor Mills!

Kristen Bell’s Sloth Gets Auto-tuned! (X)

blam-bitchpuddin:

buccaneer:

#ineffective search methods by gaius baltar #the greatest mind of his time #etc #battlestar galactica #IS A SPACE COMEDY